Growing up in a pre-cell phone era meant that in high school I had to battle my sister for use of the phone. She was older - so naturally her phone calls took priority over mine, and if anyone called me while she was on the phone (which was all the time) she'd tell them I would have to call them back. I was lucky if she gave me the message.
I had one friend in particular named Scott who would call me a lot. Leaving messages for me with my sister became a daily routine. One day after calling several times - when she asked who it was, too embarrassed to tell her it was him again, he replied: "um. Not Scott."
To this day, his nickname is still "Not Scott"
In case you have listened to Wiz Khalif mega hit one too many times, I wanted to share a couple "Not Black & Yellow" tracks from him that I'm loving...